Things American Propaganda has Removed from the History Books

        

    In traditional American history classes, students are taught that Spanish conquistadors conquered and pillaged Central America during the 15-through-1900s. This is not the case. In truth, Cortez and his men were driven back to sea almost immediately by natives armed with an awful lotta axolotl atlatls. 

Fig. 1

The axolotl is loaded into the atlatl.

Fig. 2

The atlatl provides increased leverage, allowing the user to 

throw an axolotl much farther than they normally could.

Fig. 3
The axolotls proved willing ammunition for the natives.



     It's the truth, mang. Just ask your pop.