Tuesday, August 31, 2010


Abraham Lincoln was a wizard. I don't mean that in the "oh my gosh he did such wonderful things" way--I mean he had a wand and slung magic.

Think about it. Tall guy. Slender build. Tall hat. Beard. That suit--just a disguised wizard's robe.  "Four Score and Seven Years Ago?" Who measures time this way? WHO?

Wizards, that's who.

And then there's his name. ABRAham Lincoln. Abracadabraham Lincoln.

1 comment:

  1. I have always felt this to be true. He was only ever interested in freeing the slaves because he felt American magic had a lot to learn from voodoo.