Abraham Lincoln was a wizard. I don't mean that in the "oh my gosh he did such wonderful things" way--I mean he had a wand and slung magic.
Think about it. Tall guy. Slender build. Tall hat. Beard. That suit--just a disguised wizard's robe. "Four Score and Seven Years Ago?" Who measures time this way? WHO?
Wizards, that's who.
And then there's his name. ABRAham Lincoln. Abracadabraham Lincoln.