In traditional American history classes, students are taught that Spanish conquistadors conquered and pillaged Central America during the 15-through-1900s. This is not the case. In truth, Cortez and his men were driven back to sea almost immediately by natives armed with an awful lotta axolotl atlatls.
The axolotl is loaded into the atlatl.
The atlatl provides increased leverage, allowing the user to
throw an axolotl much farther than they normally could.
The axolotls proved willing ammunition for the natives.
It's the truth, mang. Just ask your pop.